There was a young lady of Alness
Who was always in a terrible mess,
She went out and about,
Sorted herself out,
And astonished the people of Alness.
Sandy (Strathgarve Primary)
There was an old man of Spain
Who was thought to be very plain,
So he took a pill,
And couldn’t sit still,
Which amused the people of Spain.
Mairi-Jane (Strathgarve Primary)
There was an old lady of Spain
Who happily hopped down the lane,
She tripped on a stone,
And broke an arm bone,
Which hindered the old lady of Spain.
Alice (Strathgarve Primary)
There was once a young Spaniard called Jonathon,
Who decided to run in a marathon,
But then he forgot,
The route in was taught,
So now he’s stuck in the Amazon.
Bethany (Strathgarve Primary)
There was an old lady of Spain,
Who liked to entertain,
She sang a song,
It was far too long.
And she bored the people from Spain.
Beth (Strathgarve Primary)
